Curiosity Kills the Cat and... Confuses the Teen?

So I went to Nashville this past week to stay with my aunt, cousin, and uncle. We did several things. One night we went and played putt-putt. Sarah did nearly impossible things. How many eleven year olds do you know that can hit a 10 foot bridge with a golf ball? But anyway, we went to this water park called Wave Country. Sarah, Kiley, Ethan, Maddie, Christie, Chelsea, and I had a blast! This was the third time I had been. Each time we go we see this "mentally challenged" dude who happens to ALWAYS wear a speedo. While Sarah, Kiley, and I were on our way to go on a huge slide, we saw this dude standing by a trash can. He was kinda-sorta tilted backward and immediately we all assumed he was peeing. Kiley went around the trash can to see what was going on. Thank God, he was just...clipping his nails? What the heck?! Who in their right mind does something like that at a freakin' waterpark?! We stared to think of reasons of why he did the many strange things he did. We came up with the idea that he lived there. Later on that day we saw him hurdling the freakin intertubes instead of walking around them!!!! This dude in freakin insane!!!!!!! Let's hope he won't be back any time soon...